Friday, February 22, 2013

How to Drive a 15 Passenger Van


The first car I drove on the road was a 15 passenger van.
My family and I were on our way back from Stake Conference when my mom realized that I had just recently gotten my driver's permit and that I could legally drive home.
 
My dad pulled over to the side of the road and I tentatively walked up to the driver’s side of the car and cautiously stepped up into the driver's seat. Sitting roughly four feet above the ground Honda civics looked like they wouldn’t stand a chance against the roaring monster I was about to pilot. (This was some comfort to me because I was seriously worried my family was about to be killed in a tragic car accident at the hands of an inexperienced driver).
 
Step one Turn the Car On
The car was already on when I traded places with my dad, so I did not have to start with this step.
First you take the car keys and insert them into ignition. Once the keys have clicked into the ignition you turn the keys in a clockwise motion until the engine revs to life.
 
Step two Make sure the parking break is NOT on
 
It's always embarrassing when you are backing out of the school parking lot and your parking break is screeching like a rusty hinge (not that this ever happened to me or anything).
 
 
The parking break in our van is located near the driver's left knee in order to disengage the break you pull up on the release.
 
Step Three put the car in Drive
 
This step is of vital importance if you intend to go anywhere.
 
The shifter is located to the right of the steering wheel. You need to reach over and shift the car from park to drive WHILE KEEPING YOUR FOOT ON THE BREAK!!
Step four check mirrors
 
Look at your side and center rear view mirrors to make sure no cars are coming and then glance over your left or right shoulder to make sure no cars, people, or cats are in your blind spot.
 
Step Five signal
Reach over to the signal stick located on the left side of the steering wheel and signal which way you want to go.
 
Step six
Cautiously and confidently accelerate to the flow of traffic as you merge onto the road.
 
 
 
Important Notes
Vans tip easily
Never start driving without an experienced adult with a license
Don’t drive without a driver’s permit
This post was written by a 16 year old
 
 
 



4 comments:

  1. Haha step number six was my favorite!

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  2. Really you have to start a car to get going? Wow!!! I love this post! When I read the title i thought oh no... SCARY!

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  3. Oh my heck Ian!! I was laughing so hard while I was reading this! Just because I can picture you saying all of this and all your little jokes/sarcasm were killing me! I bet it's hard driving a 15 passenger van! I'd be so afraid that I would run into everything because the van is soooooo big. Maybe one day I'll try to drive one..... Just maybe... :D

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  4. Haha, What a good topic to blog about. I've always compared people who drive these cars to bus drivers. haha maybe you will someday :P I also like the sarcasm, because it's totally you!

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